Category:Food Babe Army

'''Aha! A scientist found me while I worked hard on my lastest-and-greatest Food Terrorism of the Year Award!'''

'''BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS THE ALMIGHTY FOOD BABE, AND I'M NOT BNORMAL BORN BFOR BNORMAL BEOPLE! '''

I'm a highly-paid shill and professional troll who promotes woo-food, the best food-terrorism on Earth, and good scientists who realize what a threat I am to the masses hate me for fair-and-square reasons.

If you refuse to endorse or purchase my woo-food products, you might as well get cancer.