Vani the North Korean Soldier

~"Dreaming about living on a farm one day!"~ Vani on her Facebook page, posted with a picture of herself Hollywood-style in a camo tank truck. To write something like this is rather weird and a bit inaccurate, since Vani and her family is from India. But as I was lookin' at her Facebook on 2016, two days after Valentine's Day and her attack on Starbuck's Molten Chocolate Frappucino, I couldn't help but laugh my ass-cheeks off at this picture of Vani in a camo military-like van.

I kept telling myself "Holy shit! Vani's joining the Juche of North Korea?"